Fight the Power. Stay Informed.
A couple of days ago my parents were listening to a radio program about friendship on the African subcontinent. They were really shocked by the topic, so they started telling my friend Cathy about it, and she interrupted, "Wow!.. No kidding?! I am so sick of hearing about the African subcontinent all the time!" But then when my parents got to the part about the friendship, Cathy ran away all of a sudden. Then later, Cathy's father told me that the reason Cathy was so freaked out was because she used to write a lot about friendship. At times Cathy can be a little stupid like that, but I need to make this work...
This post is dedicated to Casey. He told me they talked about "Weird Laws" in History class, so I thought I'd look some up. Here are the some of the funnier ones I found. And now for some fun...
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap. In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine. In Ventura County, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Quitman, it is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.
In Oblong, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend. In Gary, it is illegal to attend the theater within four hours of eating garlic. The Stepford Wives is banned in Warsaw.
Bozeman, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in thefront yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude.
State law mandates that all couples staying in rooms for one night must be kept in room with double beds, kept a minimum of two feet apart, and making love on the floor between the beds is strictly forbidden. It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
In Harrisburg, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.) In Seattle, women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. In Auburn, men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
That's all for now. Have a good time with these. There will be more to come later.