Fight the Power. Stay Informed.
Applications are no longer being accepted for the aforementioned position due to the large quantity of women that have applied since I posted that earlier today. I received phone calls from Verizon, Hotmail, and the US Postal Service asking me to please suspend operations because the amount of feedback was blocking service usage to each respective company's customers. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies... theres plenty of the J-Man to go around. I think we can work out some sort of time-share clause. No need to fuss.