Fight the Power. Stay Informed.
After some extreme deliberation and extensive thought, I have decided on the first F*cktard. Before I tell you who he is, I am going to give an explanation of why I chose this particular person. Contrary to what you may expect, he is a great deal more intelligent that your average F*cktard, but this intelligence is clouded by his own stubbornness and occasionally narrow-minded view of the world. He excels in pointing out the faults in others but is reluctant to search himself for similar problems. The only thing that separates him from the people he puts down is the fact that he thinks he is a far better person than they will ever be. He is a lazy, selfish, apathetic a-hole who finds it hard to excel at anything for fear of being made fun of. He is always surrounded by people whom he assumes believe they are better than him, but in fact are at about the same level. He then starts to think he is better than them even though in the back of his head he feels inferior in every way. But, on the up-side, Jordan aparently thinks he is good enough to be a member of his blogger team...On that note, I would like to congradulate the very first inductee of the F*cktard hall of fame. Congradulations Jared, You are a F*cktard. f*cktard homepage