Fight the Power. Stay Informed.
I have been puting off the new f*cktard for a while now, and have finally found someone suitable for this title. Her name is Allison Hockgeiger...Now before you rip my head off and spit down my throat, read the rest of the post...unless you are a guy...cause then you'll think I'm gay. Allison is to emotion as Nuclear reactor is to electricity...In fact she is sometimes so blinded by her emotion that she actually considers her boyfriend to be the best thing that could have ever happened to her, and that she is not good enough for him...but if she would step back and look for a minute, she would reailize that he was named last month's f*cktard for a reason. She, in all reality, has actually become the most important thing in his life, and, in only one year, has helped him to find something some people spend their entire lives looking for. Now, before i make any more of an ass of myself, Happy Aniversary, Allison...You are a f*cktard
(NOTE:There is more than one meaning to the word f*cktard...and this time, it wasn't derogatory.)