Condoms, Wall Brackets, and Gatorade

Have you ever been in line behind someone and they are buying the weirdest assortment of items? Tonight at Wal-Mart this guy was buying Trojan Biggun condoms (or whatever they're called), two packs of wall brackets (for hanging pictures) and a 64oz bottle of Gatorade. I couldn't help but think about what he was possibly planning on doing with all of these items...

I decided that he was probably going to fill the condoms with gatorade and hang them over doors so that they would explode when people walked in. Smart guy... real smart.

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